Monday, October 24, 2011

The Real Meaning of Rejection Lines




I'm still single (at least when this article was written) and don't know much about love (as it is complicated). Nonetheless, I would still try to post about relationship advice once in awhile, as good love life is one of the keys of being fun and enjoy our life.

A while ago, I've posted about foolish pickup lines, which are useful (or dreadful?) to open conversation with a hot stranger. Now, there are usually a common rejection lines that used to repel someone (which you don't like) that makes a move on you. These rejection lines are subtle, because they have the intention not to hurt or offend someone's feeling. However, they are actually have a hidden meaning behind them, which are different based on whether a man or a woman who's saying them.

These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by women:

10. I think of you as a brother.
Meaning: You remind me of my ugly, nerd, pervert, and annoying brother.

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: I'll introduce you to my mother instead.

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: I'm not attracted to you in any way you ugly dork.

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

06. I've got a boyfriend.
Meaning: Who's really my male cat and a bunch of relationship articles in magazine.

05. I don't date men where I work.
Meaning: Hey pal, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: I've sworn off ONLY the men like you.

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: I want you to stay around to listen to my problems, and buy me dinner and clothes, but I don't wanna have sex with you!


Guys, now you know what's on a girl's mind when she rejects you.



These are the real meaning of rejection lines, when they are said by men:

10. I think of you as a sister.
Meaning: You're ugly!

09. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Meaning: You're ugly!

08. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Meaning: You're ugly!

07. My life is too complicate right now.
Meaning: You're ugly!

06. I've got a girlfriend.
Meaning: You're ugly!

05. I don't date women where I work.
Meaning: You're ugly!

04. It's not you, it's me.
Meaning: It's not me, it's you.

03. I'm concentrating on my career.
Meaning: You're ugly!

02. I'm celibate.
Meaning: You're ugly!

01. Let's be friends.
Meaning: Does anyone even uglier than you??

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